and the quotes go on...

i do this thing where i write down all the hilarious things i hear in class from both classmates and professors. Mostly, James Price quotes (he's my Miesner teacher). Sergei & Adrian also provide me with some good material as well. Let's reminisce.

DURING REPETITION (LOST IN TRANSLATION):

Billy vs. Sergei

B:"You have a nice face."

S:"I know I have a nice face."

B: "You know you have a nice face."

S: "I know I have a nice face."

B: "You know you have a nice face."

S: "I know I have a fancy face."

B: "You know...you have...a fancy face?"

S: "Don't look daisy."

B: "What."

Some other time...

B: Getting Angry

S: Getting Angry

B: GET ANGRY!

S: WHAT ARE YOU? MY FUCKING DOCTOR?

"Your hair looks strange."

-James Price to Greg in the middle of explaining something else.

"Why would he be making a clarinet...out of a carrot?"

-James Price on Camillo bringing in a large carrot, hollowing it out and creating a clarinet for his difficult task during repetition and it's lack of reason.

"We can't go into an audition and play a carrot."

"You all, when your partner says 'Fuck You', you HAVE to stop taking it sexually."

-James on us.

"It was a soap holder...it was enamel. She's been to my apartment before, she should have known!"

-James on a gift he did not like. 

"She was ambivalent towards beards."

-James Price on recapping my answer to a 3 moment exercise. 

"Your making me feel very very frustrated....and....navigated?"

-Adrian, he meant to say aggravated. 

"If I didn't commit, I'd just be the guy holding the rubber." 

-Sergei...he was holding a yoga mat. 

"You suck ONE dick in college and..."

-Our acting for film teacher (Bob Goodman) to Alex

"It's 4am and your friends are dead."

-Text Analysis teacher on creating an environment 

"Some people like to kill people, some people like to open their mail on the floor...you twisted fuck."

- Bob 

"I forgot James Earl Jones was in this movie."

- Billy while watching the closing scene from Field of Dreams

"Um. He's kind of an important character."

-Alex's response

 And I shall leave you with not so funny ones,

"Don't be anything until something happens to make you do it. Because what you do doesn't depend on you, it depends on what the other person does to you."

"I can't know what I can't possibly know yet..."

-Mr. James Price